The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.<\/p>\n
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.<\/p>\n
What do you get at the end of it? Death!<\/p>\n
What’s that, a bonus?<\/p>\n
I think the life cycle is all backwards.<\/p>\n
You should die first, get it out of the way.<\/p>\n
Then you live in an old age home.<\/p>\n
You get kicked out when you’re too young,<\/p>\n
you get a gold watch, you go to work.<\/p>\n
You work forty years until you’re young enough<\/p>\n
to enjoy your retirement.<\/p>\n
You party, you get ready for high school.<\/p>\n
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play.<\/p>\n
You have no responsibilities, you become a little baby,<\/p>\n
you go back into the womb, you spend your<\/p>\n
last nine months floating…<\/p>\n
…and you finish off as an orgasm.<\/p>\n
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