{"id":14789,"date":"2015-02-10T00:17:23","date_gmt":"2015-02-09T19:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/?p=14789"},"modified":"2015-02-12T01:18:53","modified_gmt":"2015-02-11T20:18:53","slug":"dont-make-excuses-for-nasty-people-you-cant-put-a-flower-in-an-asshole-and-call-it-a-vase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/dont-make-excuses-for-nasty-people-you-cant-put-a-flower-in-an-asshole-and-call-it-a-vase\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t make excuses for nasty people. You can&#8217;t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\"><em>(Thanks to neighbour Pat for the quotable, original source unknown).<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Thanks to neighbour Pat for the quotable, original source unknown).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,8,13,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14789"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14789"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14790,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14789\/revisions\/14790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}