{"id":14930,"date":"2015-04-04T00:00:38","date_gmt":"2015-04-03T19:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/?p=14930"},"modified":"2015-04-04T09:06:16","modified_gmt":"2015-04-04T04:06:16","slug":"pavlov-is-sitting-in-a-bar-enjoying-a-pint-the-phone-rings-and-he-jumps-up-shouting-oh-shit-i-forgot-to-feed-the-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/pavlov-is-sitting-in-a-bar-enjoying-a-pint-the-phone-rings-and-he-jumps-up-shouting-oh-shit-i-forgot-to-feed-the-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Pavlov is sitting in a bar, enjoying a pint. The phone rings, and he jumps up shouting <em>&#8220;Oh Shit! I forgot to feed the dog!&#8221;<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ivan_Pavlov\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14931\" src=\"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Ivan_Pavlov.jpg\" alt=\"Ivan_Pavlov\" width=\"437\" height=\"616\" srcset=\"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Ivan_Pavlov.jpg 437w, https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Ivan_Pavlov-212x300.jpg 212w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 437px) 100vw, 437px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,5,8,13,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14930"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14930"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14934,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14930\/revisions\/14934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}