{"id":2141,"date":"2009-09-07T11:55:33","date_gmt":"2009-09-07T16:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robertlpeters.com\/news\/?p=2141"},"modified":"2018-10-17T22:10:20","modified_gmt":"2018-10-17T17:10:20","slug":"the-cattywampus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/the-cattywampus\/","title":{"rendered":"The cattywampus&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robertlpeters.com\/news2013\/wp-content\/uploads\/cattywampus_skull.png\" alt=\"cattywampus_skull.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\"><em>From the land of (don\u2019t just) Nod\u2026<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>.\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 . \u00a0 . \u00a0 .<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff99;\"><strong>The best teacher I ever had<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Mr. Whitson taught sixth-grade science. On the first day of class, he gave us a lecture about a creature called the <em>cattywampus<\/em>, an ill-adapted nocturnal animal that was wiped out during the Ice Age. He passed around a skull as he talked. We all took notes and later had a quiz.<\/p>\n<p>When he returned my paper, I was shocked. There was a big red X through each of my answers. I had failed. There had to be some mistake! I had written down exactly what Mr. Whitson said. Then I realized that everyone in the class had failed. What had happened?<\/p>\n<p>Very simple, Mr. Whitson explained. He had made up all the stuff about the <em>cattywampus<\/em>. There had never been any such animal. The information in our notes was, therefore, incorrect. Did we expect credit for incorrect answers?<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, we were outraged. What kind of test was this? And what kind of teacher?<\/p>\n<p>We should have figured it out, Mr. Whitson said. After all, at the very moment he was passing around the <em>cattywampus<\/em> skull (in truth, a cat\u2019s), hadn\u2019t he been telling us that no trace of the animal remained? He had described its amazing night vision, the color of its fur and any number of other facts he couldn\u2019t have known. He had given the animal a ridiculous name, and we still hadn\u2019t been suspicious. The zeroes on our papers would be recorded in his grade book, he said. And they were.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Whitson said he hoped we would learn something from this experience. Teachers and textbooks are not infallable. In fact, no one is. He told us not to let our minds go to sleep, and to speak up if we ever thought he or the textbook was wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Every class was an adventure with Mr. Whitson. I can still remember some science periods almost from beginning to end. One day he told us that his Volkswagon was a living organism. It took us two full days to put together a refutation he would accept. He didn\u2019t let us off the hook until we had proved not only that we knew what an organism was but also that we had the fortitude to stand up for the truth.<\/p>\n<p>We carried our brand-new skepticism into all our classes. This caused problems for the other teachers, who weren\u2019t used to being challenged. Our history teacher would be lecturing about something, and then there would be clearings of the throat and someone would say <em>\u201ccattywampus.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>If I\u2019m ever asked to propose a solution to the problems in our schools, it will be Mr. Whitson. I haven\u2019t made any great scientific discoveries, but Mr. Whitson\u2019s class gave me and my classmates something just as important: the courage to look people in the eye and tell them they are wrong. He also showed us that you can have fun doing it.<\/p>\n<p>Not everyone sees the value in this. I once told an elementary school teacher about Mr. Whitson. The teacher was appalled. \u201cHe shouldn\u2019t have tricked you like that,\u201d he said. I looked that teacher right in the eye and told him that he was wrong.<\/p>\n<p>.\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 . \u00a0 . \u00a0 .<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\"><em>Thanks to Robert Nijssen<\/em><em>\u00a0for this retelling of a story by David Owen.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the land of (don\u2019t just) Nod\u2026 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 .\u00a0\u00a0 . \u00a0 . \u00a0 . The best teacher I ever had Mr. Whitson taught sixth-grade science. On the first day of class, he gave us [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,5,8,9,14,17,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2141"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2141"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16242,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2141\/revisions\/16242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}