{"id":4954,"date":"2010-05-15T12:53:26","date_gmt":"2010-05-15T17:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robertlpeters.com\/news\/?p=4954"},"modified":"2017-11-13T01:31:59","modified_gmt":"2017-11-12T20:31:59","slug":"r-i-p-thomas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/r-i-p-thomas\/","title":{"rendered":"R.I.P&#8230;. Thomas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4955\" title=\"Thomas_2004-2010\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robertlpeters.com\/news2013\/wp-content\/uploads\/Thomas_2004-2010.jpg\" alt=\"Thomas_2004-2010\" width=\"437\" height=\"409\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Winnipeg Beach, Manitoba<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hey, little buddy\u2026 it was hard to let you go today\u2014but we\u2019re relieved to know you\u2019re breathing easier somewhere off in those (mythical?) <em>happy hunting grounds<\/em>. Just in case you\u2019ve somehow got cyberspace access up there, following are a few nice words about you (somewhat maudlin, yes, but also cathartic for those you\u2019ve left behind).<\/p>\n<p>You and your non-identical sextuplet siblings were seemingly abandoned mere days after being born six years ago (in that neglected shack in the woods that will some day be turned back into a summer-kitchen behind Jen and Derek\u2019s place on Hwy. #9). Cute as you were, it was inevitable that you\u2019d be adopted right off the hop (together with your photo-grey brother Franklin) and you spent the next few years in the care of Nicki, Jay, and wee Jayden (who had named you after an animated toy train)\u2026 before ending up back here in Winnipeg Beach at Ev\u2019s place. In the ensuing years you were literally the life of the party, offering us times of great hilarity (at your antics and odd quirks), lots of quiet companionship (we\u2019ll miss your impressive purring), as well as more than your share of dramatic moments (remember the time you got the full facial blast from that nasty skunk in the culvert\u2014and then you turned pink and black for a few weeks after we had washed you down with tomato juice to neutralize the skunk smell)?<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019ve made you a nice wooden box (from those boards we salvaged from the beach last month after the ice break-up) and we\u2019ll be burying you this evening beside that bent little spruce tree where the deer sleep in the wild asparagus field back at Jen and Derek\u2019s place\u2026 about a hundred meters from where you were born. Ev\u2019s going to plant a clump of those daisies you always liked to hide in to mark the spot.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808080;\"><em>Don\u2019t let this go to your head, Thomas\u2026\u00a0but you truly were the coolest of cats!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Winnipeg Beach, Manitoba Hey, little buddy\u2026 it was hard to let you go today\u2014but we\u2019re relieved to know you\u2019re breathing easier somewhere off in those (mythical?) happy hunting grounds. Just in case you\u2019ve somehow got cyberspace access up there, following are a few nice words about you (somewhat maudlin, yes, but also cathartic for those [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,10,11,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4954"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4954"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4954\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15517,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4954\/revisions\/15517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robertlpeters.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}