Puritan Valentine's Day Cards…
Hmmm…
Perhaps these will be funnier for folks who survived puritan or fundamentalist religious upbringings… (-:
I get a good chuckle, having been raised in a relatively devout Mennonite family (Mennonites are much like our Swiss cousins the Amish, but we get to drive in cars and use zippers instead of hook-and-eye closures and buttons — the risk being, of course, that both cars and zippers are “too fast” and do not provide the opportunity for reflection and sobered second thought).